Not Roger!!

It's my turn to post. Yep, this is Eli. I warn you though, me and Roger will post things differently. I'll go directly at the bible, proving inconsistencies. He'll use decisive logic.

Well, where do I get started? So many errors, so little time. . . well. . . this seems as good a plce to start as any, really.

Well, we're all familiar with that one term. "God is merciful." We know that, or think that. None the less, we also know the phrase "God is love." or "I am a loving God." same thing. Well, here's a little point, if God is an all knowing, all loving, all merciful creature, what would compel him to damn his creations to eternities in hell fire? It seems rather mean, in my eyes. After all, we're not disappointing him. He knows exactly what we're going to do. Which brings me to this point, how do we have free will?

God knows exactly what each of us is going to do, when we're going to do it, in what color underwear, how many pieces of hair we'll have at that time, and how we feel about our mothers. So, above all that, he says we have free will. Seems more like we have fate, to me.

Ever wonder why they say Jesus H. Christ? What's the H. stand for?

Well, we're not just attacking Christianity or Catholicism here, are we? We can't give them all the credit for being sanctimonious bastards!

Think about the Muslims. They have to pray five times a day, to Mecca. Well, think about this. We're having plans to someday colonize Mars, so when that happens. . where will the Muslims pray to? Are muslims limited to Earth? Obviously, this religion has some major flaws. Muslims need to evolve, or the religion will die out.

Any religion, what so ever, with reincarnation. It's well known that the population is growing, so where do these souls come from?

I recall somewhere that Muslims are not to do anything that the prophet Muhammad himself did not do. Infact, I also heard about this debate on whether Muslims should eat mangos or not. Well, why the hell were the Islamics flying air planes? Let alone into our buildings!

Currently, I have seen video of brain transplants succeeding (To some extent. No function above the neck was working, save heart and lungs ecetera.) So, where does the soul go? At one time during that, the body of the animal was dead. Which soul is used? Does it have a soul anymore?

Well, time to get back to Christians, eh? They're quite a conundrum.

Let's attack the bible! Yay! Ready for a story children? Good, well here we go.

One day, on Friday evening, a man was nailed to two-by-fours. Well, it is predicted that he rose three nights afterwards(Matthew 12:40: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.). However, he rose on sunday. I believe I know how to use a calender, so lets count. S M T W T F S. Now, two days after Friday is sunday. What the hell happened on monday, eh?!

Well, you're welcome. Roger will probably post next, but if it might be me. So watch out!

Sincerely,
Elijah