Saturday, November 13, 2004

After Much Deliberation, I've Decided That Christianity Is Crack

Dangerous crack, that is. Christianity's sole purpose is to exist so that people will have something to do. Hell, honestly, it's like an obsessive hobby. Therefore the following reforms are necessary:

1. The Church shall never ever enter politics. Ever. There is a reason for the seperation of church and state, and if it does not happen, there will be no more church.

2. The Church may voice its policies, but it must not banish those who hold different views about nonreligious matters. This was why the Protestant Reformation began. They are doing it again on another level and it must be stopped.

3. The Pope must not be so old. This one I added because people remember things in 3.

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