The Idiocity of SUV

Why would you want to buy an SUV? You spend 50 dollars on gas. Twice a week. It flips easily, it doesn't do shit with terrain (unless you have a REAL hummer), its basically a piece of crap. So again, why would you want an SUV?

Studies show that if everybody in the US changes from SUVs to Hybrids, we cut out oil consumption by more than half. Therefore, if we switch everybody to hybrids, we can tell the Saudi's to go screw themselves, and we can walk off without worrying about oil. Besides, with all the terrorist funding crap, it should be a good thing switching everybody to SUVs. We use less oil, the terrorists don't obtain such shiny-ish stuff. So they don't run around with the XM8, but they won't be able to afford as many AK-47s, RPGs, etc. Maybe then will we stop finding 200 tons worth of explosives. Maybe then we can stop the so called biological/chemical weapon development. Maybe then we can tell the terrorists to screw themselves.

The SUV is the most dangerious car on the road. First thing is that it flips really easily. I mean, they have a freaking, "Don't drive SUV," sign all over the highway. Notice the ripped tires? Yeah, those are all from flipped SUVs. An SUV flipping is already a bad thing. But its bumper thing is worse. Thats a big danger on the road. The SUV bumper goes up to say, head level when your sitting in a car. That thing comes running into you, your head gets splattered. A.K.A Your dead. So it's a pretty scary road hazard. Plus, the added height of an SUV means super agressive drivers. They think their so high up in their SUVs, and that they control the roads. So now you have agressive drivers driving into you. And we all know how scary the white gloves of terror are.

The SUV is a shitty car. Its badly designed, its a road hazard, etc. So WHY would you want one? It kills people, and it kills you. Maybe its because you like being high up, but that just makes you easy to flip. Besides, having a gas tank as large as an SUV is basically giving money to the Saudi.