The stupidity of Americans

Ok. We have three major things to worry about being a politicians. Stem cell research, abortion, and homosexuality. We all know that Bush is anti all. And Kerry is pro all, unless stated otherwise among a Christian audiance. Well, that brings me to one question. Why is it such a big deal?

So what if it says, homosexuality is a sin by your bishop (not bible, I'll explain later).

It's not really a big deal. The big deal is about the war on Iraq and whether or not we should institute a draft. The big deal is how we are going to get out of our major debt Geroge Bush as accumulated. These my friend, are stuff the common folks of America should worry about. We should worry about tax cuts, the draft, etc. You get the point.

But hey, it is a big deal. The Christians certainly think so. It doesn't even say that in the bible. Let me explain. There is a part of the bible where the Christians think it says homosexuality is a sin. So the story goes, angles come down, and the town wants to have a big orgy with them. In other words, the gang rape from hell. Well, the leader of the city (mayor) says, "No, I will give up one of my daughters if you don't rape the angels." So his daughter is gang raped, and the angels fly away happly ever after.

Moral of the story: I'm pretty sure it's LETS NOT RAPE ANGELS LESS WE FACE THE WRATH OF GOD.

Whats worse, most Americans are more ignorant with the bible than me. Seriously. I'm atheist/agnostic here. I flip flop. I'm sure as hell not Christian/Catholic, or whatever. I know that the first commandment is, "Thou shall not place any god before me." It is not, "thou shall not kill."

Then we come to the commandment where it states, "Thou shall respect thy parents." The big thing is, why the hell do we have retirement homes then? They like beat old people and feed them slop. Its basically like a way to get rid of your parents while their going to DIE.

Ok, so lets avoid the Christian topic and move onto the red states.

"We drink fine french wine. You drink budwiser."
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/07/blue_state_to_reds/

Thats true. Us blue's don't like cheap booze. We like good vodka. We like good wine. Why? Because we have more money. Were better educated, were better fed, and we feed our kids Ridalin and Prozac to keep them happy (less your like me, who only needs rides from here and there and doesn't ask for much).

I mean, the red states are manipulated by Blue republicans. A.k.A Filthy rich people who say, "vote bush for the bible!" *cough* more taxcuts for more money *cough*.

I mean, stupid reds for not realizing this.

And lets just lightly touch on the topic of Bush.
YOU DO NOT LOWER TAXES DURING A WAR
YOU DO NOT LOWER FUNDINGS FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH
OIL WILL RUN OUT
AND BY ALL MEANS, DONT JUST TEACH ABSTENENCE IN SCHOOL UNLESS YOU WANT SOME MORE PREGNANT TEENAGERS.

Look at the blues. We don't have as many teen pregnancys. But the reds? Their all stupid enough to think, "lets not teach kids about condoms and lets teach them to have sex after marraige."

Doesn't work that way. Teenagers are horny by nature. We weren't originally supposed to live past the age of 40.

And yet, we have people who don't believe that. We have people who believe in creation even though if that was true, we would be so fucking inbred it would be pathetic. Oh, maybe the reds are. The majority of them have an IQ lower than 100 (average cutline).

They don't believe that homosexuality is just a genetic trait. Why? Because their small minds can't comprehend something past their propagandic religeon. I mean, I can accept all of this. Why? I'm not very religeous if religeous at all.

The bible is just a book of MORALS. THEY TEACH US ABOUT MORALS OK!?!?!?

I mean, people who voted for Bush are either incredibly rich, or incredibly stupid. They can't comprehend science. The rich can, but their the republicans who just punked you out of all your money.

If the blues broke off from the reds, the reds would collapse. The blues are self sustainable. The reds would degrade into complete chaos. Its that or pure farmland. And thats just stupid.

The majority of Americans are stupid. We like propaganda. We like little things that have no meaning at all. We like Bush.

I don't.
I know who to vote for.

The reds are supported by the blues. We might as well let the blue's do all the voting because we all have the internet and are educated.